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And then I heard
“Yea, for I have seen the Father
The Son, and the Holy Toast”
Okay now, something up was weird
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On Sunday mornings I don’t eat dairy
Just bacon, beer, and Bloody Marys
I’d rather grab a pool stick and a beer
I saw you riding with him
In his old pickup truck
I meant to say good riddance
But I just said good luck
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It’s okay, you can take me home and spank me
My bad, my bad, you can go ahead and thank me
Cause I may have been a bad, bad boy
You’ll be glad to know, O boy
I know how bad you wanted to hear those words
Falling from my lips like little bir
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I don’t know who ran down your old pet skunk
I admit last night I was a little drunk
So it sorta mighta coulda been me
Yep it mighta coulda been me
I didn’t really like him all that much
And he kinda sorta, well, he kinda stunk
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I’m on the toilet writing “Dead Ringer”
When the doorbell rings
And there’s no one there
Except a bluebird that sings
Like my mother long gone
Which all at once turns into a tiny woman
Sitting on a limb
Smiling down at me
And she’s sin
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He needs to stay away from you
Cause you’re his deadly poison
You’re his snake hanging from the tree
In the nightly garden
Only his face is breaking up
You can’t see him anymore
Cause when you walked into the room
He slipped right out the
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I swear the devil stole my bible
I had a whole stack of them
Around here somewhere
I saw him smiling to himself
A smile about a mile wide
And then he slipped right out the door
And went inside the tent
Across the river where I went
A
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I was born into a perpendicular world
I held Vertigo in my arms once
And gave her a good squeeze
That she just couldn’t get out of her head
Then she would follow me around the perimeter
Where my breath was being held
Against my will
Ah,
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I thought I saw the boys driving by
With their raw loud pipes exposed to the sky
Blasting in the faces of the old passersby
Who can’t understand a word of their loud cries
But what’s that they’re saying after all
When they got you pinned aga
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He sure can play piano
With those giant lobster hands
In his ratty raccoon coat
And his old black cowboy hat
They really do express
What’s been hidden deep
Inside his heart and limbs
That makes every woman weep
His boots of Spanish lea
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We all have our place
But it’s always there, isn’t it
Streaming throughout our lives
The light of the face
Where most of the soul comes to rest
We see it best when the hard wind blows
Cause in the course of events
The wind will know our
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We met at a bar
We didn’t get far
We went to her car
Then back to the bar
I played guitar
She was a rock star
We met at a bar
We didn’t get far
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Well, I walked in on you, then you walked out on me
And that was when it happened – the end of history
And that should have been sufficient
But I think you know it wasn’t
I remember it was you who told me
Dreams are only efficient when illusio
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There is fire under the earth
Where the dragon has spoken
So you have only 13 seconds
To turn around and fly away
Or else they’ll blow wind and fire
Up and down your spine
There’s no need to drown
Or hide anything
There are still men
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Man on aisle nine looking for the answer to cancer
Will the partially clothed couple on aisle four please put the rest of their clothing back on
If you are finished doing whatever it was you were doing?
Man on aisle five trying to imagine
Whil
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