92645
|
Soccer Tease
Nerdvana
Ballsa Wood
Pulp Friction
Spam Folder
Fetal Position
Wayne Newton’s Yacht
Late Bloomers
Sir Real Geese
|
100
|
Monkey Business
Low Ceiling
Wagging Tongues
Guest Sweet
Murphy’s Law
Kinda Hot
Stopit!
Freedom Ring
Lumpy Oatmeal
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103041
|
Monkey Business
Low Ceiling
Wagging Tongues
Guest Sweet
Murphy’s Law
Kinda Hot
Stopit!
Freedom Ring
Lumpy Oatmeal
Better Not
Butter Up
Grumpy Umpire
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87722
|
Beeswax
Just Kill Me
Beam Me Up
Deep-Fried Twinkie
End of Lust
Hootchie and the Eye Patch
Boy Crazy
Instant Success
Sleeping Geezers
Cyber Shoes
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4200
|
I saw a small deer
by the side of the road,
driving home under darkness,
while the wind was under a rose.
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18221
|
I was walking my Belgian Wafflehound
Past the Belgian waffle shop
I found a penny on the ground
And did a tiny little hop
I spun around and went inside
The Belgian waffle shop
And bought a little waffle
For my Belgian Wafflehound
I
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1711
|
Got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
That’s not meant to be just a teaser
I guess all I’m sayin’
Come on home and you'll be stayin’
Cause I got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
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3622
|
When a man steals your woman
That’s one thing
But when he steals your woman and your dog
He done a bad thing
Get yourself some whiskey and your truck
Or some Colt 44
Put a rifle in your rack
And show him what for
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4321
|
a song,
without notes, or a tune, or lyrics either
|
79500
|
Morning. A hot bright sun shines down on the cool dark depths of the deep blue sea.
|
78743
|
Jimi, Jim, and Janis
Kurt and Amy too
They died and gone to heaven
And fit inside a shoe
Room 114’s where they lie
Their eyes wide open
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20553324
|
There were always mocking birds around my house.
|
4822
|
It's pretty clear
how much of the truth
Is the truth
|
74433
|
Wasn’t that you
Giving me the finger
Or was it just
A dead ringer
For the finger of love?
Finger of love
Finger of love
Did you find someone’s dog do
On your doorstep last night
Something didn’t smell right
In the middle of the night
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4122
|
They would not heed
my words at all
‘cause they could not read
the writing on the wall
They were way too short
They were way too tall
They took a tumble
They took a big fall
They met Humpty Dumpty
in the bathroom stall
They were way too sh
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