Stories tagged song

Pie

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The pie must’ve done me in The pie must’ve done me in Not drinking Jack Not drinking gin The pie must’ve done me in The pie must’ve done me in Woke up in my truck On my back in the muck The pie must’ve done me in I told the law I g

Nope, (expanded)

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Can't cope. Got no hope. Got no dope. Call the Pope. Get the rope.

Poetry Is Dead

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I know he’s got that Shakespearean forehead But what the heck I got Bohemian balls I got Bohemian balls So to hell with him Come live with me again Come live with me instead I know poetry’s dead But what the heck So’s God, it’s bee

Use a Chainsaw to Get That Song Out

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There’s always a new wave of teeny-boppers coming over the horizon to steal their slice of the pie Playing in upstart bands with names like I V Finger, Suzy’s Ships, Vanilla Rum Bottle and 19 Minutes My Ass

Across from Margaret Atwood's House

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Been running so long You've been running so long I bet you can't remember What you're running from

My Mother Was a Bluebird - song

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My mother was a bluebird Who flew from tree to tree My father was a pilot Who flew right over me Her soul is still living There upon my tree My dad’s evaporated Right in front of me My brother’s soul has wandered Far away I see I

3 Good Hubcaps - song

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I got 3 good hubcaps That oughta be enough You can take away my house You can take away my stuff Just leave it on the curbside With my beat-up Cadillac Got my 3 good hubcaps I ain’t never coming back

On the Country Roads Tonight: I Don't Care - song

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Wheels are spinning On the country roads tonight I’m driving all alone No one else in sight And the wind’s in my hair And I don’t care Yeah, the wind’s in my hair And I don’t care Just a-rolling through the orange groves With my wind

On the Country Roads Tonight: I Don't Care - song

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Wheels are spinning On the country roads tonight I’m driving all alone No one else in sight And the wind’s in my hair And I don’t care Yeah, the wind’s in my hair And I don’t care

I Ain't Your Kissin' Cousin - song

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I ain’t your kissing cousin That’s pretty plain to see Baby, keep your pretty lips Far away from me I ain’t your kissing cousin That’s pretty plain to see You’re really very pretty Come kiss me and we’ll see We don’t live in a barnyard

Living In My RV - song

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I’m just living in my RV Guess my parking karma won Got some pigeons for my pets Cause I’m sorta on the run I’m just living in my RV And I’m not the only one But I’m getting kinda bummed Cause I miss my little hon Tried to kick my gambl

Sitting On a Powder Keg - song

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I just sit here thinking You’re cheating on me again It’s how you acted last time The same as it’s ever been Don’t wanna go ballistic What’s inside your head? Why don’t you just tell me Who’s been sleeping in that bed

The Tote Bag Song

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You can ask so many questions Of what’s it all about You can empty out the closets And roll the mothballs out But no one has the answers It’s all a mystery There’s a bigger picture But it’s really hard to see

Nope - song

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The tax man he is coming But I got me no dough Been looking for some new job That’s going really slow I bought a lottery ticket But dropped it down the well I went to see the psychic She said I’d go to hell Can’t cope, I just can’t cope

Our Previous Lives - song

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When I arrived in heaven Calling out your name Running just on vapor Leaving my old flames I thought I saw you singing Dripping from all sides Crying like a rainbow Reliving our old lives