100
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The pie must’ve done me in
The pie must’ve done me in
Not drinking Jack
Not drinking gin
The pie must’ve done me in
The pie must’ve done me in
Woke up in my truck
On my back in the muck
The pie must’ve done me in
I told the law
I g
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5922
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Can't cope.
Got no hope.
Got no dope.
Call the Pope.
Get the rope.
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69797
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I know he’s got that
Shakespearean forehead
But what the heck
I got Bohemian balls
I got Bohemian balls
So to hell with him
Come live with me again
Come live with me instead
I know poetry’s dead
But what the heck
So’s God, it’s bee
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5722
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There’s always a new wave of teeny-boppers
coming over the horizon
to steal their slice of the pie
Playing in upstart bands with names like
I V Finger, Suzy’s Ships, Vanilla Rum Bottle
and 19 Minutes My Ass
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104111
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Been running so long
You've been running so long
I bet you can't remember
What you're running from
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86033
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My mother was a bluebird
Who flew from tree to tree
My father was a pilot
Who flew right over me
Her soul is still living
There upon my tree
My dad’s evaporated
Right in front of me
My brother’s soul has wandered
Far away I see
I
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1561128
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I got 3 good hubcaps
That oughta be enough
You can take away my house
You can take away my stuff
Just leave it on the curbside
With my beat-up Cadillac
Got my 3 good hubcaps
I ain’t never coming back
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100
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Wheels are spinning
On the country roads tonight
I’m driving all alone
No one else in sight
And the wind’s in my hair
And I don’t care
Yeah, the wind’s in my hair
And I don’t care
Just a-rolling through the orange groves
With my wind
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79544
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Wheels are spinning
On the country roads tonight
I’m driving all alone
No one else in sight
And the wind’s in my hair
And I don’t care
Yeah, the wind’s in my hair
And I don’t care
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117576
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I ain’t your kissing cousin
That’s pretty plain to see
Baby, keep your pretty lips
Far away from me
I ain’t your kissing cousin
That’s pretty plain to see
You’re really very pretty
Come kiss me and we’ll see
We don’t live in a barnyard
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102043
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I’m just living in my RV
Guess my parking karma won
Got some pigeons for my pets
Cause I’m sorta on the run
I’m just living in my RV
And I’m not the only one
But I’m getting kinda bummed
Cause I miss my little hon
Tried to kick my gambl
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98244
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I just sit here thinking
You’re cheating on me again
It’s how you acted last time
The same as it’s ever been
Don’t wanna go ballistic
What’s inside your head?
Why don’t you just tell me
Who’s been sleeping in that bed
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82432
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You can ask so many questions
Of what’s it all about
You can empty out the closets
And roll the mothballs out
But no one has the answers
It’s all a mystery
There’s a bigger picture
But it’s really hard to see
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115053
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The tax man he is coming
But I got me no dough
Been looking for some new job
That’s going really slow
I bought a lottery ticket
But dropped it down the well
I went to see the psychic
She said I’d go to hell
Can’t cope, I just can’t cope
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108363
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When I arrived in heaven
Calling out your name
Running just on vapor
Leaving my old flames
I thought I saw you singing
Dripping from all sides
Crying like a rainbow
Reliving our old lives
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