I Ain't Your Kissin' Cousin - song

I ain't your kissing cousin

That's pretty plain to see

Baby, keep your pretty lips

Far away from me

 

I ain't your kissing cousin

That's pretty plain to see

You're really very pretty

Come kiss me and we'll see

 

We don't live in a barnyard

Or in the Ozark hills

I need to set you straight

Quit giving me the chills

 

I'm not your pig in a wallow

Sucking down some swill

Don't start kissing everything

But kiss me if you will

 

Cause I ain't your kissing cousin

That's pretty plain to see

Baby, keep your pretty lips

Far away from me

 

O lord my pretty mama

It's best if you leave now

We need to leave the barnyard

I'm like a kissing cow

 

Keep them lips away from me

And I do mean far

So, so far away from me

Till I get to the bar

 

I'm climbing in my car now

I'm ready to say bye

Forget this barnyard wallow

I'm kissing in the sky

 

Cause I ain't your kissing cousin

That's pretty plain to see

Baby, keep your pretty lips

Far away from me

 

Though I ain't your kissing cousin

That's pretty plain to see

You're really very pretty

Come kiss away with me