198 0 1
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It had been particularly easy this spring, and it had always been very, very easy.
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1242 3 1
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“Tonight’s news begins with a Stone’s Throw exclusive. Intimate friends of hotel heiress Paris Hilton have confided that the talent-starved celebrity has agreed to marry Quaker Bob, longtime spokesperson and package icon for Quaker Oats cereal.
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1208 2 0
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I love reading about myself. There's nothing more gratifying than seeing my name in the paper, knowing so many people are interested in who I am and what I do.
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1600 8 6
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I was good-looking, marketable and ambitious. And that never hurt anyone cracking it big ...
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71 6 1
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All that was missing from this festival of the brain dead was Barney the goddamn dinosaur.
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1180 5 2
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The last time I saw Jackson, I didn’t write down the set list. This time I didn’t write down the set list, either.
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208 8 4
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all about the American dream
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467 12 10
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1075 1 1
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Chromio citrio sticky-floored furio...
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279 0 0
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1975. Mouthfuls of good champagne. Tailor-made jackets. Orgies on yachts anchored only a mile off Sandbanks. Silky Vanderbilt patterned linings. Cherry red lipstick stains. Cut-glass bowls brimming with icy white powder.
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1024 3 3
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1359 12 10
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Another siege/
with kamikaze fervor.
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