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["LIKE SAND THROUGH THE HOURGLASS ... SO ... ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES!"]

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This was before the cancer, years before. He did this every day: up at five, before Astrid and Max. Four cups of coffee in the machine. A bowl of granola. Five hundred words. Five hundred words no matter goddamn what. Five hundred words on Sunday and Chri

Has a letter arrived for me?

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“I love women. They’re like goddesses.”

How to Make an Atom Bomb While Your Wife's Away

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Mongo Enlarges

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Mutants

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An Unheeded Return

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Dangerous Questions

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War Bride

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Oh, Dada!

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Gentility

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