1029 13 8
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Treasure that first love. And that first heartbreak. Don’t let it be the last thing.
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1038 8 7
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I love Hooters. Best cheese steak in town in my opinion.
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988 4 5
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Today I’m feeling crabby and haggard and technology makes it easy to get to the point.
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1850 9 9
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There were trees where I lived
and clean pavement
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1260 1 1
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This seems to be what happens to the Corporate Zombie Cowboys. They get eaten by their own Zombie Kings.
The hardest part is I can see them coming, I am on the menu, and I cannot avoid them.
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970 3 3
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I imaged him at his mother's house, eating chicken and tabouli with her at her round marble table, leaning back and laughing, then reading my “love you” and excusing himself to cry in the bathroom.
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1063 18 14
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When I got home from work I parked my briefcase in the hall, acknowledged our dog and immediately went into the kitchen where wife, Sherry, was cooking supper. Without turning around at the sink, she said her usual, How was your day? I said, Fine, and yours? She turned…
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Everything is bound to change like / a damsel to the tracks.
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1048 5 4
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A study found that in bat species noted for female monogamy male bats have small testes and big brains, while in species noted for female promiscuity males have testicles five times as big, but smaller brains.
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1194 17 14
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It shouldn’t take that long to count/
to six but when the six are cats, arithmetic/
assumes Heisenbergian properties/
as the objects counted defy the count.
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661 0 0
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Uproot everything, a muddy hole when done
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963 3 4
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Richard gets me started, tells me to undress the two women mannequins in the storefront window
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954 2 2
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I could have said no. I should have said no. Prudence, however, was not in the air. Fourteen minutes later I am at the door of his condo a few blocks from Pier 39. Twenty minutes later I have wriggled into his extra wetsuit and am following him on his wif
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1059 4 4
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Have you ever seen anyone die? It will alter your life. Because you suddenly realize that anxiety was worth something after all, and was a coin of the human condition, imprinted with hectic symbols, some of which resemble cypress, others more like Frankenstein:…
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922 9 7
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perhaps I am only being transported not for replacement but for repair
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1062 4 4
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we were traveling on wasn't necessarily going to go careening over any hill as fast as it was smashing into the blunt end of another cloudless hole like a cartoon cat chasing a cartoon mouse. It was huge like a stone wall that had its own…
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915 4 4
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The Managers are always to be found in twos or threes, lumbering greyly.——If you pass the Managers in a corridor it's a good idea to say hello. They will probably return your greeting, as best they can.——The Managers conduct meetings. They sit at the…
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518 4 0
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“I’m haunted,” she says, “by so many things–earth shoes, amulets, seventies mood rings.”
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1069 9 9
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I’m from the Land of Sky Blue Waters. I grew up in a lake. I think I’m half fish.
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828 2 2
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863 0 0
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“Because the day I fucked you I caught an infection and now I have it for life.”
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937 4 4
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We'll all face the raging river, some sooner than others.
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1212 14 8
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One of the drunk men, a dear friend, hunk, as he updated me, now living the existence of a poet, called from San Francisco to say he would take the plane to Minneapolis, do it, then leave me to raise the baby.
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1135 12 11
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Wanna,wanna, whoop de loop. Hold my baby, kiss my mom, dance the way I used to do. Desktops, blacktops, cut and paste, speed down hills, learn the rules, Sister Saint Marion, married to Christ. Sixteen, life-green, pink tights, Swan Lake, an…
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1168 6 6
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No one writes epics anymore. Why? Perhaps it's because we no longer share mythologies. Once there was a shepherd, and now there is a Google bus loaded with pricks. Yes, you say, but they are good at math. Each and every one of them. And this is true. I envy them…
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1190 12 8
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fetal position can make a man seem small. harmless. like the child your womb won't carry...
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604 3 1
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The details left undone let you know that tradesmen, visitors and strangers were not welcome.
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1468 6 3
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“Now God,” Mr. Smashface calls me out by name.
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1275 4 3
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You would think that a department responsible for recovering readers from falling into the illusory realities of their books would merit an office in a less obvious state of disrepair.
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818 2 2
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He stood in the doorway of his mother's house. The doorway that separated the living room from the kitchen. Out of habit, he picked at the wallpaper. He had done this for years as a kid. Anytime a corner pulled up, he started tugging. Just a…
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