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A bar of chocolate stuck in pudding
(don’t you see where this is going)
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99343
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What if it was all cut and calculated.
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993135
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My sacred boxes contained this information.
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99300
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99230
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The little butterfly struggled against the wind. As little butterflies sometimes do. Tossed and turned around by relentless, uncaring gusts. The little butterfly would make progress, but then be pushed back. Tantalizing close to where she was heading. A…
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99255
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Here's to the new, trying ever so hard but not too hardto have an audience with their own personal God ontheir own super duper terms, wonder kids. Aren't theybeautiful, one of a kind cells, Ladies and Gentlemen? Thepaint job alone is worth the…
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99200
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Besotted by an overload of scotch, Ben’s brain barely alerted him to loud knocking at his door.
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99262
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His beard is an eighteenth-century forest / in south central France
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99200
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I would like to land youLike a paper airplane,Take you home to mom. I like your mom &, sheWants to sleep in the sameBed as me. Call it odd. I give you a head nodin the museum, we speakin code. Call it news.I have the blues. Nobodydoes it like you do, to me,for us, in…
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99231
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Watching himself dissolve comes with no sense of meaning. It is simply what it is. He finds that curious.
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99194
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They asked each other at Court-suggested AA meetings: What can Texas do but throw us in jails already packed with low-life scum?
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99185
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I do not think it good that you, any of you, know what I mean when I say “MIG arrangement.”
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99151
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But of course, I didn’t get the grant, so my day job in communications at Katzenfeld continued. It was the first job I got out of college. I had been there for over a year and my salary was less than my rent and student loans combined, so I had to keep my
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99164
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Her tits were perfect
But came with a white picket fence
Around them
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99131
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“Madras shorts with those candy-ass Brooks Brothers shirts? If you wear stripes with plaids, you’ll look like a TV test pattern.”
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99000
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It was Christmas Eve. Time for the ghost to visit. Just one ghost in this story. The ghost of a Christmas past. Just one Christmas for just one ghost.He looked out the window. Under the distant streetlight the snow was falling. He turned on his porch light. …
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99032
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He’s got horns and a tail
I found him on sale
He’s got snake in his DNA
Evil in his eye
And plenty of chicken pot, chicken pot
Chicken pot pie
But he sure can play piano
With those giant lobster hands
In his ratty raccoon coat
And his
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99020
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when the jewels weren't on his head; they were in his eyes.
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99023
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And you should know, every woman smiles at a man buying flowers, because … we can imagine. We can only hope.
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99074
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"[A]ppointed an official supplier of watches for the Ministry of Defence of the Soviet Union in 1965."
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99031
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He fingered his remaining chips and the usual nervousness tingled at his spine.
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99011
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The tuna fish sandwiches were laid out the way they had always been; they were cut into triangles, with wet paper towels between them. They stayed that way over an hour, untouched, aside from a dimple the size of my cousins finger to test the softness. …
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99054
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Please be advised to have at least 2 persons to assemble this unit
Although it could take close to a dozen
Always include at least 2 kibitzers
Another 2 or 3 standing around sipping vodka martinis
Be sure to have enough olives to go around
And b
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99010
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98986
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The damp suspended/
in the air/
in a faint fog/
discourages coagulation.
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98942
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It was Saturday morning."The coffee maker is not ready yet," said one of the old men. Like the present company, his form was swollen with mismatched layers of cold weather wear.It was a white room with a dozen men, three couches, and a large screen television flickering…
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98901
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When I wake up, I am almost drowning in a sea of styrofoam.
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