1486 8 5
|
The army was bulldozing grandmother's house.
|
1486117
|
When I cook sausages, I am afraid I will not let them sit in the pan long enough, and they will be pink inside. Then, even if the pigs have been handled humanely, I and the person for whom I've prepared this meal will be at risk for some terrible stomach poisoning.Let's say…
|
148652
|
I’ve just moved to New York City and, somehow, Scarlett Johansson is at the same party I’m at.
|
148600
|
She didn’t think of herself as an undesirable, no, she didn’t, but did find herself cowering in face of the presumed judgment of those around her. They had more money, more clout, more everything.
|
148632
|
...Heroin. It helped them get through the tricks and sucked up their flesh.
|
148662
|
A year ago, my neighbor was a sexy graduate student in fashion design, sounds perhaps shabby, yet if it is, then we in the Middle West are all shabby. That girl's father graduated from high school with Bob Dylan in Hibbing, not entitling her to a child.
|
148500
|
Normally, Aidan looked like a guy. A highly feminine guy, but still a guy. He wore his hair in a buzz cut (a turn on of mine), wore tight clothes, worked out so he had a bit of muscle, but nothing over the top. And he was my guy.
|
148533
|
Quimby’s eyes lit up. “Oh, lads, there must be a thousan’ ways to die at sea! I’ve made th’ Atlantic passage a good many time; lemme recount some manners of death I’ve witnessed with mine own eyes.”
|
148575
|
If the Titanic rises from the bottom of the sea,
I will meet you on deck, in a deck chair.
Fully dressed for a change.
|
148564
|
Everybody needs a flaw or two. It builds character.
|
148562
|
|
148544
|
She wakes up with rosemary.
|
14842112
|
We lie sleepless at night, enraged,/
and finger the keyboard
|
148442
|
|
148476
|
In human rights, a man and a woman may marry and bring forth a family. It is a civil right in the U.S. but not a human right (as far as I know) to raise a child singly without the knowledge of the other parent.
|
14841911
|
Girl with glasses and
skinny fingers
playing with wires
|
148422
|
my mouth is open, ready to bite your tiny toes
|
148433
|
|
1484126
|
forced to submit/
to reasonableness//
and universal healthcare.
|
148441
|
Infinite patience, tempered glass hearts—is this what it takes? /
Shatterproof backtrack, slow march through reversals—too, what it takes.
|
148420
|
A shadowless torpedo shaped form plummeted from the grey, overcast skies upon the many unsuspecting. No remote pilot thousands of miles away guided this particular descent.
|
148495
|
My body feels chilly but it's not from the outside temps. It seems to me it's the opposite of a fever.
|
148420
|
With a roar and short burst of flame, the dragon awoke, startled.
|
148440
|
Little stuff at first: mistaking their dog for a cat, attempting to start the car with a bar of soap, or using a newspaper to dry the dishes. Lately, he’d been slipping: calling her by his mother’s name during sex, berating his boss for lackluster profit
|
1484198
|
A proper study of human history should
lead the student to an inescapable desire
to commit suicide
|
148420
|
The rocket shone in the distance. Cape Canaveral had never looked so pretty.
|
148400
|
A Nocturne, whose grey mana seeped out of it mouth, grabbed the roof of the building with its large claws. Using it as leverage, it stood itself up, hunched over, its long whale like head roared like a loud horn.
|
1484129
|
She said, “I think I’m pregnant,” but I thought that the sidewalk looked cleaner than usual,
|
148492
|
Dear Sir/ Madam I wish to apply for the position you advertised in the Daily Sun. Although my expertise is in self-obliteration and self-worth (or lack of), and my work mainly in disappointment, I do have much experience in failure, which this letter will…
|
148454
|
an EZ How to Guide in 50 simple steps
|
