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Nope.

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Can't cope. Got no hope. Got no dope. Call the Pope. Get the rope.

Please Blow Me.

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[TURN-ONS: willingness. TURN-OFFS: rejection.]

The wind plays Schubert

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The Tapeworm of Selfish Mammon Eats All the Good Will in the World

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She caretakes, he takes care

From Solitas To Libramentum

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Look around you, see what you have built.

The Lost Meaning

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of any cautionary tale is somewhere found rolling around in your own sweet voice for me. Your sound's still listing there inside my wobbly head. My head is too often in my open hands, grinning behind its face-mask like a parade on…

These Words

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These words are dripping Delaware and these words are eating your eyes.

The Blonde With a Sweet Pair

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Long, elegant, with a touch of arch,

Thin Flame

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It was impossible that you wouldn't love me

The Baby With Monster Truck Wheels

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Somebody needs to call Frank. The pediatrician who fixes cars on the side.

Plague

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I wasn't there

Haying

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It is not unusual for farmers to see the future before it’s begun—but I am not speaking here only of the need to hope but more. . . .

Juggling

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Life is meagre with me; I am unsatisfied and left always begging for __________.

The Grief Benches

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I pass the Grief Benches on my way to work. No one is on them today. Last night I saw a couple there, him wet eyed and her with her head down. She scrunched her eyes tight as I passed and I remember thinking she was a fraud. It's alright if you don't want

Snuggie your Life Away

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Who is the moron that invented the Snuggie?

At the Fair

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You're on the Ferris wheel, and the wind is blowing just a little bit, and the sky is invisible behind a wash of white clouds, and your little yellow box tips when you look down, down to the fairway swinging. In the boxes below grandmothers are shrieking …

The Ballad Of Sideshow Sam & The Heckler

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"You know what a hobo is, my young friend? Or a tramp? Or a bum? Well, I'll tell ya, 'cuz you'll meet all of 'em in yer life and it's a good thing to know since they are each one of 'em different and the difference is this. Bums sit around and loaf. T

Just Another Sunny Day of Terror

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The Threshold of Unfinished Business

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Uh oh, the dry cleaning ticket

...anything but love...

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"Take a chance, Bill," she said, "Like Eddie across the hall did. Tess told me he marched right into his boss and demanded a raise. He pointed out how much they needed him and they gave him twenty-five dollars more a week.

Desperate For A Good Leg

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Of course the man went tumbling, and though he fell not far, a falling with a body full of meats and sweet breads makes the landing something awful-not so bad that Desperate got it-only so the leg puffed like a blue, rain swollen, earth-bound cloud.

A Little Lotion Talk

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They were obviously having some secret beach affair.

Song for Loren

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Truman Compote

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When it rains, I can really think.

The Vorpal Blade

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Pow! I shoot him through his jelly donut.

What's Cool about Getting Old

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My skin tells a story of pain and labor. It’s better than a tattoo and cheaper.

Woody met Louise

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Times were tough. They met out on the right-of-way on Highway 61 heading south, each trying to hitch a ride to New Orleans where they might find work. Albert walked up to her lugging a saxophone in a scuffed up case. Mamie had old cloth suitcase. After handshake bona fides…

Exercises in the A of B

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poem?

We Wore Our Hair Long

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You don't have to push back so hard. We wore our hair long. We wanted the animals to trust us in their wild open spaces. Everything will come undone. We wore our hair long because we wanted to Be able to find our way home in the dark…

The lightbulb explodes

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