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You are my intergalactic princess / The most beautiful in twelve systems
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I came upon a house
There were two doors
On one a sign said:
Beware of Dog
On the other
a sign read:
Beware of God
I didn’t know which
Door was worse
It was like a
Double curse
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his perfect ivory
voice telling me
i brush too hard.
…as if he cared
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I knew a girl on Folly Island who took
showers in water so hot
her skin blushed pink rosettes.
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but my heart has already stopped
beating. But isn't that what inspires us?
Happiness does not nurture
creativity.
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I was sent here to perform the autopsy
on the norm, the status quo, the bourgeois.
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A pig weighing nearly 300 pounds was discovered in the back of a wrecked car in Youngstown, Ohio. The car, a Nissan Cube, was totaled, but Penelope the pig was unscathed.
The car, which belongs to Wendy Thrasher, Penelope's owner, was apparently stolen
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What a nation!
First we lost our money
Now we’ve lost our funny
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But if He makes you happy, stands/
as bulwark against the vast, indifferent/
and deadly universe, then cling to Him
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This year I did not markthe day of your death.I let it slip by in an afternoonfilled with music you'll never hear,words you'll never read,a chorus of voices raised in protestat the unwavering passage of time.I don't need a numberto know that you are gone.Since you went…
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... he could feel the pointed picket spears.
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Then he spoke of her cowardice, and from within, her heart fluttered and a soft heat branched out across her chest, face, and stomach pits and she felt imprisoned by that room.
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once ascending pressure stops/
and sudden silence swallows/
and returns us, purified,
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Dingo now on Facebook, liking everything
Dingo seen at 7-11, paying with pile of $100 bills for an endless succession of sausage links
Dingo spotted playing the lottery
Dingo seen lounging on yacht with other Dingoes
(What is the plural of Dingo?)
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