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Flitting from infancy to adolescence Growing into adulthood with grace and poise Flirting with the opposite sex, same sex, all sex Learning the seductive dance of the plumed siren The woman child sees only one way to survive. …
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Too many writing students out there
And not enough living rooms of experience
Closets full of desire
Bursting, wanting to get out
And set themselves on fire
Too many imitators of literature
And not enough tired of the utter drudgery
Of sla
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The mother was happy, though. She was happy because she could make him some soup and then she could feed it to him in bed.
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Mythical Itch and the Unicorns
Working Late
Jacuzzi Floozy
One Erection
Diego Rivera’s Poncho
Frieda’s Moustache
Avalanche
Babushka Dolls
Photographic Mammary
Drool
Sir Gruntsalot
Uber Rubber
Iota Pie
Elder Geese
Ladylike
Rud
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I am alone with my thoughts, alone in my trek, alone in my life.
But there is another figure who walks another beach
Gazing in my direction from a thousand miles away
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An employee at the Social Security Administration’s Baltimore office has been formally reprimanded for "conduct unbecoming of a federal employee," specifically for disrupting co-workers "by passing gas and releasing an unpleasant odor."
According to the
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Woman on a date at Denny’s
Friday night
With her 8-year-old son
No ring, vacant stare
Still pretty
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Remember the equatorial heat, the flies,/
the lurking hum and scream of jungle,/
the squalor? Remember the functionary.
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Somewhere between the bleating of sheep
And the laying of eggs
Comes the licking of frosting
And the eating of the cake
We’re not young enough
To know everything anymore
And you may think there’s no rush
But I know this
There’s a limit t
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Where seldom is heard
an encouraging word
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A Wisconsin couple says fire clucks, not fire trucks, helped them escape a blaze at their home.
The couple's pet chicken woke them at about 6:15 a.m. Thursday. He says the smoke alarms didn't go off when the fire started in the attic of their attached g
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I can only hear it when I strain my ears,
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we drank all the beer in the world, then we made the lights low and lower, and lower somehow more than that everything got fuzzy and sidelong vivid everytime we threw a dart it hit nowhere near a target but, we weren't really trying anyway we were just kids who'd…
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Let routine/
propel you through/
the day after/
the day before.
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