Downloaded Cheats

I scrape my head clean with a razor

I look like a killer, skull hard under smooth skin

I'm one of the criminals on the prison planet

 

You are my intergalactic princess

The most beautiful in twelve systems

Your shiny space gown struggles to contain your massive breasts

 

Your pink starship is captured and infested

With bug like lizard aliens that take you to their hive

Spiny tails, sharp claws and pointy teeth

 

I flex my muscles, clinch my fists, my pants tighten

I break free from my cell with an explosion when

A giant asteroid smashes into the prison

 

I load up with knives, laser swords and blasters

I come and rescue you from the hoard of alien monsters

I force them to suck on my canons

 

Shoot them in the face with my laser blasts

The slimy creatures ooze, splat, fizzle and scream as they die

We set fire to the hive, burn up the queen and

 

Escape in a stolen starship while the world vaporizes

After all of our battles are fought and won

We retire to a spice mine on a planet orbiting a distant sun

 

We will work the soil and conquer the land

You will raise our children with my other wives

I will wear a scraggly beard and grow my hair long