Stories tagged poem

Santa's stuck

12651265 views66 comments55 favs

Santa’s stuck/you say? In the chimney of course./The lard-arsed ol’bastard struggling

The 4 Stages of Life

5050 views11 comment00 favs

Cruisin’ Boozin’ Schmoozin’ Snoozin’

Everything becomes serious...

5858 views00 comments00 favs

but difficult like uncertainty

The 3-Step Secret to a Good Life

33 views00 comments00 favs

1. Think up problems that don't exist 2. Realize, suddenly, that they don't exist 3. Elation

Weight

12911291 views1414 comments77 favs

We flew./ In my dreams, I can fly.

Now It Is Done

135135 views88 comments33 favs

How have we let our lives pass

American Soul

957957 views22 comments11 fav

At one time it appeared that Everyone was walking their own angel On a leash, but Now we're not that sure at all And it could come out in song That it might really be the angels Who’ve been walking us All along All this broken glass

Otherwise Chaos

978978 views44 comments44 favs

“It’s okay” Her psychic from Santa Fe Said on the speaker phone: "live and love and create otherwise chaos"

Chlorine Dream

10621062 views44 comments44 favs

death spoke in a swimming pool in late june:

Fear

11451145 views99 comments44 favs

Fear I’ll be stuck here without a ladder

Release My Pajamas

995995 views33 comments22 favs

And then I heard “Yea, for I have seen the Father The Son, and the Holy Toast” Okay now, something up was weird

A Bird Can't Stay Up In the Air Forever

2727 views00 comments00 favs

An enormous flock of papal carrier pigeons Have left a bigga mess Inside the tower of a church in Italy Approximately 200 tons of pigeon poop From as far back as the era of Chaucer Is causing the old tower to sway And lean dangerously ov

Bacon, Beer, and Bloody Marys

8383 views11 comment11 fav

On Sunday mornings I don’t eat dairy Just bacon, beer, and Bloody Marys I’d rather grab a pool stick and a beer I saw you riding with him In his old pickup truck I meant to say good riddance But I just said good luck

Against Nothing

877877 views44 comments22 favs

To be free of pain. Is that what we all want?

3 Seconds Till Uncertainty

886886 views22 comments22 favs

First they Dust off the bottom of the sky But then the clock gets stuck At 3 seconds till uncertainty Then they Dye the sunset clouds To make them more Transparent So as not to confuse The human mind With the stuff of uncommon Nostalgia