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When I was a little boy, I had a thing about women’s behinds.
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1081117
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When Uncle Bob got sent to the Alzheimer's ward, the ladies licked their lips.
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11071110
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Paris is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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11861412
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She was sick and tired of marriage. She didn't want to be a mother, but now she was.
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15473
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Ordinary guy. A wannabe. Aims high...
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11021614
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“Easter’s coming,” my wife says. “Should I dress as a bunny or a chicken?” she asks. She means for the costume party.
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12200
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"Let's see...I...in the beginning...came from...hmmm...does it really matter to you?"
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13181
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"Stop showing off, man. Every point counts."
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11061311
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I stomped up the steps clearing my shoes of snow. I was wearing my Rooskie fur hat with the ear flaps, and I kept it on when I went inside.
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12301516
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He didn't hide it. He told her he was a mortician when he called. He had responded to her ad in the Lonely Hearts section of the newspaper.
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11851614
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One day we turn a corner, and two fat little doggies spot us and come running up. Oh, they are so glad to see us!
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113488
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I roll over on the gurney or bed or whatever they call it and pull down my pants and underpants. The nurse gives me a shot in each cheek.
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7177
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Ah, how sweet is forbidden fruit, how delicious undiscovered sin!
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5878
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All the dog owners stood with their dogs at the starting line.
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13852216
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Maybe she would get married and have a baby, she said. Not with me, I said
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