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That won’t kill me, will it? I asked. Maybe, the doctor said.
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My wife thinks I should be committed.
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My wife goes away for a few days to the little town where Hitchcock filmed The Birds.
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That night he dreamed about a duel with toothbrushes....
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I don’t remember much about kindergarten.... The teacher’s name was Mrs. Halverson. She was nice.
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Why do people kill themselves with food? It’s obvious, I suppose. They’re hungry.
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After my vasectomy, I got a T-shirt with a picture of an orange on it. It said "All Juice, No Seeds."
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The bird sat there some time. Several minutes. My wife and I grabbed out i-Pads and took pictures.
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He says he’ll have a Bud, too. The woman taps her pencil on her pad, looks at the kid and says, “When?”
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Everybody called her The Crier because from time to time we would hear her crying.
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I keep encouraging him to write stories not poems, but I think he enjoys writing things that don’t fit together. Things that stumble.
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My student assistant was a comely young woman. A freckle faced blonde. She was from Ohio.
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The place is buzzing with little women, all clad in black smocks.
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I avoid weddings like the plague.
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I’m from the Land of Sky Blue Waters. I grew up in a lake. I think I’m half fish.
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