1418 18 17
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One day my wife got so mad at me she raked her fingernails down my face.
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13451312
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She was thrilled when she learned that her best friend was having an affair.
|
600
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We have no windows on one side of our house, so I cannot watch the pretty girl next door undress at night or dress in the morning.
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5863
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It bothered me that I was having nightmares.
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7421
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Sometimes he was too rough, but that's how relationships progress, right?
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3521
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100687
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The lecturers are retired professors from Oxford or Cambridge. They are snarky and wise and aloof.
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104655
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We spend our days on the beach, working on our tans. My pale wife hides under a big floppy hat. The water is crystal clear.
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81610
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I had coffee with one of my characters today. It did not go well. I thought we were friends, but I guess I was wrong.
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1062109
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At five o’clock Jake joins the crowd at the back door, walks through the slush to the parking lot with Betty Boop.
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1283137
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Here’s how you do it. First you get a ladder, a long one.
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5463
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Raymond Carver spent some time at Duffy’s rehab in the Napa Valley in California.
|
11641711
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When he got out of sick bay, they moved him into a room with three other alkies. A kid, a tree trimmer, and a Catholic priest.
|
11111412
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Usually I’m the only guy in a roomful of women. Some of them are foxy, too.
|
97986
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The bar was packed. Fascinated, Tom watched the shenanigans going on around him.
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