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My girlfriend J and I turn the corner, see this guy sitting on the ground completely still, legs crossed, shirtless.
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You all know what I’m talking about. Yeah, that’s right, it’s for sale – The Original
Piece of Cake.
Let no one be fooled by all the cheap imitations out there currently on the market.
Read my lips – this is The Original Piece of Cake.
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“It was the thing he had always loved about her,” Jack said to me as we walked through the cemetery.
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Tobias wanted answers ...
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everything plus zero stays the same
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Only now, I realize it wasn’t wise to date multiple women simultaneously.
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As I watched my wife sleep, I realized something. I realized that I was the luckiest guy around. The alarm went off at 5am and it was time for her to get ready for work. I had already been up an hour. I loved…
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Waitress comes up to Shakespeare and says, “What’ll you have?”
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Naked, we stood in my shower. When she kicked my tool, I noticed she had a toe ring.
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The house had to be clean - I mean thorough-clean - when he got home from the pit for his tea, or he’d throw his plate at the wall and the gravy would run down onto the carpet. There was always gravy.
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She stopped in front of him, hands on her hips, gave him a mad, bug-eyed look and shouted, almost sang, “You gonna’ die. Tha’s right. Haha, hahaha! Die an’ go ta hell!”
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It’s not every day that a girl like me gets greeted with a hairy beast that orgles and spits when excited. Didn’t help none that it only had one eye. Poor little ole bugger.
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Every town has one. Or one at the very least...
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The bearded old man, raised his weary body from the bedroll he had slept on last night and slowly stood up. Bones creaked as he worked the stiffness out of his joints, the pain and memory of endless days and nights riding the…
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I just mesh with what I'm given. Say you run away with a trickster, a con-artist. Say he's your step-father. Say he asks you to do things you like at first for thrill but you know are wrong.
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