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And so peace returned, harmony restored, I set out to achieve the highest limits of academic excellence.
Presently, my nose began to itch.
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Days went by as I stood in the woods waiting for a tree to fall, and when none did, I determined the universe is cold and indifferent and that man’s only hope is to buy wood chippers.
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The pieces of bread dipped us humans in cheese,
the cheese made by cows from our milk.
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She said she wanted to find a man who could appreciate a woman who gave great head.
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"Alice," says I, just avoiding being hit by her outstretched arm as she falls into a faulty breaststroke, "Would you like to come join Jane and Michael at the park this Sunday with Mary and meself?""Bert," says she, taking a long breath between strokes, "you know I'm…
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I passed out one night while I was standing at the sink brushing my teeth.
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Often I eat lunch at the hospital. The cafeteria may be the best place to eat in town.
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Sometimes he made us punch pillows. "Harder!" the shrink would yell.
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I woke up on the sofa in Doc's living room about an hour later. I went downstairs. Doc and Kat were in the guest bedroom.
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One of the women is a brassy blond, and when she takes off her coat, I almost choke on a French fry.
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Later I asked Mark if he wanted to watch, but his wife wouldn’t let him. She didn’t like kinky stuff, she said.
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Sir Reginald Lionel Windsworth described the match in Englishmen's Lahore Gazette as, "A plethora of mistakes and complete absence of human sense."
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Afterward, at the motel, I asked her why she liked sex so much, and she said she liked the taste.
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Greg Samson opened his eyes. He had never wanted morning so bad, since he had writhed and jerked all night with distressing dreams. Good morning, Georgetown. And yet, something was still not right. His feet and calves hung off the bed's end, and yet his h
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We were over Casper, Wyoming, when some terrorists tried to take over the airplane. They had concealed weapons.
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