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"Alice," says I, just avoiding being hit by her outstretched arm as she falls into a faulty breaststroke, "Would you like to come join Jane and Michael at the park this Sunday with Mary and meself?""Bert," says she, taking a long breath between strokes, "you know I'm…
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[Save game? Yes. No.] The text box said as Angela made the cursor next to Yes flash. Suddenly the game paused, nobody was moving, not even the young woman. Everyone heard a soft and melancholic melody that was soothing to the ears.
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The crowd went into a roar, as the first float to arrive was the Grand Marshall, led by a group of teenage girls twirling batons into the air.
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People lined up at the main hall where the shrine of Ame-no-Umuze-no-Mikoto stayed. They offered their prayers to the kami with the help of miko, the shrine maidens of Shinto.
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The shopkeeper closed his eyes, and focused his mind. He curled his hands into a fist and raised them up. He felt rejuvenated. His energy came back to him.
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Michael smirked and looked back at his friends, making the peace sign with his thumb extended. They realized as Michael walked up to the middle of the circle, he had a plan they did not know about.
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“Who is The Impossible Man?”
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As soon as those planes hit the buildings on September 11, it was pretty much all systems go for Cheney's long-planned Iraqi invasion. But first he had to shitcan an aide who showed him in detail how Iraq would eventually…
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He woke up that morning thinking that life was a tragedy, and now it seemed like a comedy. People were an endless source of amusement.
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Our next door neighbor is in love with his cat. His wife sits in our kitchen crying her eyes out.
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Sir Reginald Lionel Windsworth described the match in Englishmen's Lahore Gazette as, "A plethora of mistakes and complete absence of human sense."
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COLLEAGUES, ACQUAINTANCES SUSPECT MARK ZUCKERBERG IS A MASKED VIGILANTE
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Dan asked me to address the fact that the 2010 Dwyer Christmas newsletter stated he became a fish. This was also a typo—he is still a biotech regional manager in between jobs.
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Tony Soprano said, “My pal Franco is a misunderstood hopeless romantic. If you don't capiche that, I'll have a conversation with your kneecaps.”
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