Most read stories

The Pitted Leg

11351135 views22 comments22 favs

Pick, pick, pick. Scabrous flesh comes off. Goes into mouth. Picking like a drone. This is my leg. It tastes a little salty. Iron apparent. Partner sits across the room, on his laptop, begging. I can't stop widening the pit. Partner goes to kitchen, eats…

Josh and the Elder

11351135 views00 comments00 favs

A cruel reminder of his irrelevance to the world of law, a world he had probably ruled for over 40 years.

Stationcity Drums

11351135 views11 comment11 fav

Deep in Stationcity they began to drum.

At the back of the crowd

11351135 views55 comments00 favs

They were all celebrating something, but she couldn’t see what it was.

Muralista

11351135 views44 comments00 favs

For those in know know know there was hint of a wilderness Cadillac...

I and a Friend Eat Burritos

11351135 views11 comment11 fav

My friend and I were talking while having burritos (some days, it is as if all we ever eat are burritos, existentially speaking) and I was looking at the way he inserted that shaft of meat in his mouth and thought him prodigious for his technique

Jim

11351135 views00 comments00 favs

Jim twisted the skinny trunk of his body in a fast, violent jerk just as the cop grabbed the buckle of his left Harley Davidson boot. When the boot flopped off, Jim found himself sitting upright, ready to jump up and run. But then he felt the baton lock down on his…

Opposites Attract

11351135 views00 comments00 favs

It was the same table they met and fell in love.

Writer's Block? Get Nacreous!

11351135 views33 comments11 fav

If you have writer’s block, it may be because your childhood wasn’t unhappy enough, but there’s nothing you can do about that now, is there?

Bananas

11351135 views00 comments00 favs

Dog winged the monkey's gerdonderplonk just past ceremony. Winkle-wizzened water garglers awoke wanderjanked while apple-gated confederates slept on. Rusty pipe smack-down cancelled water lily gumbo's two o'clock and Patsy sang Crazy for the millionth time.…

When We Knew

11341134 views33 comments33 favs

That son of a bitch meant every word. Every filthy mouthful of insults that hit me was intentional and focused.

Killing Dennis Gauda II: Dennis Gauda Strikes Back

11341134 views00 comments00 favs

“That's Governor Gauda to you, punk!” This is the line from my speech “Killing Dennis Gauda.” The speech lost the Tall Tales competition at the division level, but I was unfortunate to have a chance to do this speech for Dennis Gauda …

Fall From Grace

11341134 views00 comments00 favs

My usual angel fell from the ceiling and onto the couch.

The Human Bible

11341134 views55 comments44 favs

Fat, religious, full of himself,

Cider Spake, BÄÄ!

11341134 views11 comment11 fav

no matter how many drunks I spoke to, no matter how many strangers I tried my new theories on, no matter how many of my, currently distant friends I out-witted and educated with my revelatory nuggets of wisdom, I still see no sign of impact on the evening

Fall Guy

11341134 views44 comments44 favs

Friends of the bride feeling out of place like a church key at a wedding

Foster's Landing

11341134 views1313 comments88 favs

my stomach is empty, but it is my eyes that are hungry

Disparity

11341134 views00 comments00 favs

These were strange realizations, and each built upon the one before until I was completely mystified and unsettled in my life.

From T.S. Eliot's Copybook

11341134 views00 comments11 fav

Thanks for the invitation, although you don't make the Undergraduate Verse Society Ice Cream Social and Poetry Slam sound very appealing.

The new year begins

11341134 views22 comments11 fav

martyred young women lie in hospital beds

Return

11331133 views55 comments22 favs

We head home, skirting along the coast, humble before catapulting waves; the lighthouse near invisible if not for a single band of red.

MIG Arrangement

11331133 views88 comments55 favs

I do not think it good that you, any of you, know what I mean when I say “MIG arrangement.”

Sand Atop A Trickling Potentially

11331133 views55 comments11 fav

Sand atop a trickling potentially,where roundabout rides hideunbegun business, the trickling of sand at any moment.

Closedness

11331133 views11 comment11 fav

We are / packed in a speck of dust / adrift across the universe, / revolving an ember.

Driving in Jeddah

11331133 views11 comment00 favs

In suburban Jeddah magnificent houses on every corner of the avenues are surrounded by high walls rising up from just inside the roadside curb to much beyond taller than a man.

Little Doggy

11331133 views00 comments00 favs

"A gush of sand- peppered wind from a passing semi-trailer hit my face rousing me from my mental comparisons."

Mothers

11331133 views44 comments00 favs

There's a surprise for you!Why did she think I would have been pregnant? I hadn't seen her for ages, neither people she knew, so it wasn't my weight ...She opened the door, a sigh of relief on her face, thank God she thought ... She isn't.The surprise was we came to visit,…

Absolution

11331133 views33 comments33 favs

Father, trouble me memory;laconic, idle, some glint on the dark. Recall us to me: what did we have, or what did we lose? Like some late affection, open me again, laugh it out of us. It is not loss I'm looking toput back together, papered over…

Frostproof Suite: Clown Car

11321132 views1818 comments1616 favs

My job was take the falls, act the dope, finish at the wrong end of the slap stick for the blow off. I was Auguste, the fool; I drove the clown car.

The Poetry Section

11321132 views11 comment00 favs

In the poetry section, no one talks except to say, "excuse me," or, "wow," or, "amazing," with the second 'a' stretched out like a blacktop highway. But mostly they say, "excuse me." and that's only because someone dressed in a corduroy jacket is …