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I hate turnstiles and revolving doors
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116920
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Then there was Marsha, the blonde bombshell, at Irvine, who slept over one night only. As in the original one night stand, your standard L.A. blonde beach-girl bombshell ex-cheerleader tear your heart out and spit it as far as she could. Wrench your bal
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My job was take the falls, act the dope, finish at the wrong end of the slap stick for the blow off. I was Auguste, the fool; I drove the clown car.
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116955
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with binoculars
neighbor reads
screen text:
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116953
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Cockroaches may be falling through the holes
in the floorboards of heaven, but we will not be disturbed.
We are agents, free and clear, even if a little bit mean.
I want to quit worrying about money,
but the angels upstairs won’t let me.
The
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116951
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Joey tried to shoot the cop with his air gun but the cop sprayed Joey with pepper spray.
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116975
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The two boys walked the long dock to the edge of bay,like scrappy lobsters pointing toward the waves,"The cockroaches of the sea,"his father said,It was the old country"Only prisoners were fed lobster.They stayed in the dampholes."He thought the sea ebbed and flowed like a…
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116922
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I don't care what my reincarnated self thinks about today. I'm already aware that everything stinks in the end. Well. It's supposed to. But all things must seek travel while they can. Dance while they can. Dream while they can. Laugh while they can.…
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116812
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Do you know if you were actually speaking to me there?
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116833
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Whoever told us that truth-telling was so wonderful,
when we can plainly see that lying is the way to get results?
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116842
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Little scoundrel Name of leaf, No one knows He's a thief. The shadows stretch, The birds fly south, And summer's a word Of ash in the mouth When all of a sudden The colors are gone But for a red…
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among and begin / bouquets
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They hunger for new real estate/
and those resources underground
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116700
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I’ve really had it up to here
with people who say “awesome”
of things that don’t inspire awe.
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116700
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“That's Governor Gauda to you, punk!” This is the line from my speech “Killing Dennis Gauda.” The speech lost the Tall Tales competition at the division level, but I was unfortunate to have a chance to do this speech for Dennis Gauda …
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116700
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Because I was feeling so good, so certain, so ready to move forward, and then all of a sudden, BANG. I was the bad one, the careless menace. Unbelievable. How could my entire position in the universe suddenly shift like that, from one moment to the next? I was here, and…
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Still worried. I could use some more hope in my oatmeal.
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116722
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the visual field is an in-rushing city of refractions bouncing across the water.
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116741
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You will know the country for fences, for feces, for cows, or,
You will know the country for the smell of hay and manure blowing over the hills to you.
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116700
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I'm feeling almost better than you know A little bit better than the day before Waking up to a deafening scream Please, please don't hurt me no more Why do I feel like a lost dog? Staring outside the window pane How come I become dark? When the clouds begin to rain…
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116621
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if you lost your list on your way here
i will help you get what you came for.
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1166139
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Our local low rent ice-based superhero said he’d had enough and would check back in early spring.
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116633
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That son of a bitch meant every word. Every filthy mouthful of insults that hit me was intentional and focused.
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116640
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For those in know know know there was hint of a wilderness Cadillac...
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116622
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But then there were car windows
bashed out on both sides
Glass on the ground
like Kristallnacht
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116600
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The road to heaven is littered for miles with dead sinners, or more precisely, the sides of the roads are lined with crosses on which the sinners are nailed. It has always been so, since time started ticking for Civilized…
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116651
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It had all been for the children, hadn´t it?
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In need of help, he bought his first self-help book at the age of twenty-nine.
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