Most read stories

Things to Do while Waiting for the Toaster

14871487 views1010 comments77 favs

For you have waited. And waited and waited. And soon your slice of bread will be ready.

Expiration Date

14871487 views00 comments00 favs

Ever since they switched from paper scripts to the little rubber balls branded with code I have been inundated with sickness.

Private Red

14871487 views33 comments11 fav

Your favorite nickname existed only in the bright red cherry smoldering at the end of your smoke.

A Look In the Mirror

14861486 views55 comments44 favs

...That flash of horror as well as the lie that replaced it were mirrors of sorts and both told the truth.

Spy vs. Park

14861486 views33 comments33 favs

Things looked way too normal to be normal. The cold, gliding black eyed swans never once straying far from each other's wake, the cute blue jeaned lovers everyone secretly watched carefully picking their trickling way over small odd rocks and…

"Beautiful Boy! I am doomed"

14861486 views22 comments22 favs

Beautiful boy! I am doomed / to have attended your presence; / time consumes us, but you / have changed so little...

Explaining To A Dog

14861486 views88 comments66 favs

My wife tells me/your dog has vomited/ on the carpet AGAIN!

tweaker

14861486 views33 comments00 favs

my molars are dancing, tekka-tekking to the strung-out paint can groove of my heart.

Chipping Granite

14861486 views55 comments33 favs

I sat at the kitchen counter, aware of a heaviness, a numbness, in my flesh, my bones, my mind. My dancer's body -- short, trim and 108 pounds -- felt as huge and unmoving as the…

4 Chapters

14861486 views55 comments44 favs

But I don't see the cabinets, or know how to put the 4 chapters he's talking about today into the drawers that are invisible, floating, above his bed he's been in for a year, me sitting next to him, becoming a spinster.

Excelsior - A Poem in 9 Parts (post 1 of 5)

14851485 views33 comments33 favs

Excelsior: A Poem in Nine Parts Preface: Musings on a Lighthouse by an Eastern Isle (Suggested by a painting by Mario Larrinaga) It is bright tonight; this plain, displaced from place In Time's broad flight, yields…

Facsimile in Boots

14851485 views22 comments22 favs

There she is. A paper doll of me. The dress, the lilt, the self-hatred. The crowd thins and swells in want of a scene. Conversations begin, pretend, then halt. My gin and tonic sweats into my hand and I lick at the…

Too Weak for the World

14851485 views55 comments55 favs

There was a certain romanticism in it, the salty old man sidling up to me at a bar, rhapsodizing in a slurred stream of conscious about the state of the world, the country, the state of his own heart. He didn't have an eye patch nor beard, nor was he…

When Hadrons Collide

14851485 views88 comments44 favs

When hadrons collide they’re not always Swiss. They may be cheese or neutral but that isn’t of my concern. Look at them, touch them, feel them, the quirks of the antiquarks, masonic mesons, baron baryon.

TOP TEN LIST

14851485 views66 comments22 favs

It was only two days before Christmas.  Jonathan remembered his mother crying.

My Literary Pockets

14851485 views77 comments44 favs

I don’t know what to do with all this money flowing from my books. It’s burning a hole in my literary pocket.

Ladybird

14851485 views22 comments11 fav

On the other pillow is a ladybird which escaped from a dream. It reminds me of when I was a tiny red polka dot. And then bigger, and other colours. And then… I stare at the ceiling, searching its soul for little things. The ladybird touches my arm, whispers…

shakey

14851485 views22 comments00 favs

You held my hand when I hit the ground and told me the shakes would start soon.

Hybrid Man

14851485 views00 comments00 favs

The day I met Griffin Burns was the worst day of my adult life. However, it wasn't a series of unfortunate events, one mistake which followed an unlucky break which followed a bad situation; nothing …

The Judge's Wife Part 10

14851485 views77 comments44 favs

The Judge waited for the perfect wave.

Decades

14851485 views88 comments33 favs

Every ten days, the Decadent Sisters assembled for dinner. Although raised together, they were each very different...

Center of the Universe

14851485 views22 comments11 fav

the true bliss of objects is entropy

14851485 views1212 comments77 favs

What the tumbler meant

How It Went Bad With Horsepen

14851485 views1313 comments1010 favs

You should never have believed your daddy when he said a man with half a dog was better off than a man with no dog at all.

The Important Story

14851485 views1010 comments88 favs

The best thing about being a cowboy is the cows.

My 27th Great-Grandparents

14851485 views1515 comments1111 favs

Early Spring, 1075, Northumbria: Judith, too ashamed to speak, too angry to cry, waves her handmaiden away. She wants no food. Wind drives icy rain across the thickness of…

Salinger Pays Caulfield a Visit

14851485 views99 comments77 favs

Out in the world again, pretending to belong.

The Misfortune 500

14851485 views66 comments55 favs

When I first started out in my working career, I made it the habit of obtaining jobs with companies that were about to go under. (I wrote more books while on unemployment than by any other method.) I was a real bloodhound at sniffing out the pre-dawn od

Hey Old Lady! Want To Buy A Reverse Mortgage?

14841484 views55 comments44 favs

Facebook just hit me with an ad for coping with memory loss, probably because I just turned 63. As far as my favorite social media site is concerned, I am now an Old Lady. When I asked my Facebook pals who are also Seniors what kind of promotions have been turning up…

Bitter Tide

14841484 views1818 comments1010 favs

I loved without marriage and the men loved without divorce and we loved a twenty-four-year-old eating and how gracious she shone over a tame bottle of beer.