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Outfit

19991999 views1212 comments1212 favs

Momma called them Vaughens, "a outfit," and said, "they shoulda throwed the book at that Darla Jean."

A Brooklyn Tale

19991999 views1212 comments88 favs

"Everything except food and sex."

5000 years

19991999 views1010 comments55 favs

"She had been warned." (this started as a fun alien story and then took a human turn.)

Harley Davidson Fanny Pack

19981998 views33 comments00 favs

Harley Davidson fanny pack

All About the Tumor

19981998 views1515 comments1111 favs

Stupidity is not a mask; it is the face / and it is the face that betrays us / always.

Rams, NFL's Smartest Team, Forget to Make Playoffs

19981998 views1010 comments33 favs

“I was looking for the review of the Alvin Ailey dance company when I noticed something in the sports pages,” says the 300-pound center. “All of a sudden it hit me–I should have been playing football."

Lemony snickers on Route 66

19981998 views2020 comments1010 favs

Went back to his cab and returned with a whip...

Mr. Creeping Hands, Gum-Popping Granny and Crabby Newspaper Guy: Welcome To Your Local Library

19981998 views99 comments77 favs

Giving challenging patrons funny nicknames is a "library thing."

A Deaf Man

19981998 views1111 comments44 favs

Billy had crystal blue eyes A small mouth And long hair to cover up his Hearing aids. He told me once, with his hands How he liked to submerge His head in water and yell So loud he could feel it. "I can hear myself that way," he…

For The Sea of Pill

19981998 views11 comment22 favs

In his dreams, he swam in piles of pills. Sometimes the piles were infinite, other times the were contained, tonight the pills were intense shiny reds, chalky yellows, deep blues and matte purples and swirled around in a children's inflatable castle. Derek swam happily,…

Poets and Roadkill

19981998 views1414 comments1010 favs

It is indisputable that poets love roadkill...

Comes a Little Dog

19981998 views1010 comments22 favs

Time Holds Ultimately Nothing Dear Except Reunion

Capitalism in the electronic age

19981998 views99 comments55 favs

Then I would say to my new friends, “My God, look at all the weight you’ve lost.” Even when they hadn’t lost any. Even when they were fatter than before.

Friendsgiving

19981998 views1212 comments1111 favs

Everything would've been copasetic except about the time we got down there they put the turkey in the fryer..

A Spark and a Flash

19981998 views44 comments11 fav

Butchie was the one who heard about the bonfire happening over on Harrison Avenue.

Mule

19971997 views2222 comments1717 favs

Sometimes cats had to die or dogs

Arcana Magi - c.27: Hard Battle

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A burst of mud spilled out over Jonas and scooped his body up like a raging river. It spun his body over in a rebound rather than pushing him through the door.

When the Witness Calls

19971997 views1515 comments1111 favs

Here they come, those witnesses.

Cranshaw at the Dinner Party / Cranshaw, the Cause of Wit in Others

19971997 views1919 comments1515 favs

“What does the future hold?”

No More Tears

19971997 views55 comments11 fav

When Bill was in the hospital, one month bleeding into the next, his mother visited exactly twice, both times complaining of the things she needed or couldn’t get rid of: mop heads, bleach, dustpans, detergents, grease, turgid water in the basement. And

Dirty Aubade

19971997 views77 comments55 favs

We could kiss under the elder tree, even though it was forbidden, even though we were drowned by the noise of the river and nothing we said was right

Arcana Magi Pure Vol.2 - c.5

19971997 views00 comments00 favs

As Mayumi ran toward the battle, she watched helicopters over the giant centipede explode and rain down on the street below. Lightning bolts, fireballs, and water balls that burst into rain, littered the skies.

Gateway Love

19971997 views22 comments00 favs

Gateway Loves are lethal. They do not discriminate between bot or flesh, primary or clone.

A Bar at the Folies-Bergere. Manet

19971997 views11 comment00 favs

The mystery is in the barmaid's impersonal stare It's all there. Recognizable the bottles of Bass Ale and Crème de Menthe. Glazed oranges piled in a bowl Two roses in a small clear glass of water A wide gold bracelet on her arm, halfway up from

The World is Bigger

19961996 views1414 comments88 favs

It is best not to judge.

Texas

19961996 views88 comments44 favs

Cleaning the dust bunnies from under our lives, Zin says she wants to move to the country, maybe someplace as big as Texas. She claims that lately she's having trouble breathing between bricks or talking to hot chestnut vendors with rubber faces. It's giving her nightmares…

Maître d’

19961996 views1717 comments1515 favs

Before the days of “customer experience,” Eddie figured out whatever information he could about his clients. He asked them for business cards, recorded their phone numbers from the reservation book, snapped photos of them in his mind…

A Conversation between a Dead Man, Himself and His Alarm Clock

19961996 views33 comments00 favs

He was dead when he tried to wake up. “Wake up,” he yelled silently to himself, although it didn’t sound silent to his voice. “Brr, brr, brr,” shouted his alarm clock as it glared two red fives, a colon and a seven

Forever Four-Eyed

19961996 views77 comments66 favs

I'm a librarian. A reader. I identify as a four-eyed person. I've always worn glasses. I got my first pair in the second grade. It was a miracle! The blurry world I'd inhabited all my life suddenly came into focus. I could see the blackboard! I could read street signs! I…

I Am Really Bad at Titles

19961996 views1313 comments1111 favs

The hair on my arms have greyed, or so that's how it looks to me. It's been 12 years since we last spoke. I think I haven't aged too well. I bought a rocking chair.