Most read stories

Psycho Logic Deregulation

13781378 views66 comments33 favs

" . . . the government works for the aliens now, taking over the world. That's why everything's so screwed up."

Suicide Consulting Hotline

13781378 views77 comments66 favs

We exist to facilitate/ successful conclusions of hopeless lives.

skull of a sheep

13781378 views44 comments44 favs

You are in a car speeding through Dublin towards the West year after year the journey uncoils past the same landmarks Kilmainham Jail strapped to a chair bullet to the brain on by the Rowntree Mackintosh factory where the black and yellow and orange and r

Metaphor Therapy

13781378 views66 comments44 favs

"Psst! You can't hide behind a broken dream.The gardenia's hint that fills your air with her perfumed scent will remain like a residue on your mind. I wish there were an antidote I could share with you, but alas, my apothecary drawer is empty. Many times it's been my…

Manifesto of ism

13781378 views22 comments22 favs

We walk though the streets of London, New York, Paris, Prague, Barcelona, Skegness, inhaling air heavy with metaphors, eyes set alight by the microscopic pyrotechnics of quotidian symbols hitherto debased by the outmoded conventions of a bankrupt civilisation decomposing in…

Fifty Bucks, More or Less by

13781378 views1010 comments22 favs

Underpass

13781378 views00 comments00 favs

The real problem, though, was the radiator.

Cabinet

13781378 views44 comments11 fav

In the morning I listen through an ear-trumpet

Induce Me

13771377 views33 comments33 favs

Life's a beach? A bitch? Same thing.

COD: Extreme Hunger

13771377 views00 comments00 favs

Mid-laugh, Mr. Adams caught himself. His eyes welled, flooded with guilt for chuckling at his son's funeral.

My Hillbilly's Got a Hole In It

13771377 views44 comments33 favs

My hillbilly’s got a hole in it And I think I’m gonna die I swear you can see right through him Got a big hole in his side I think I pulled the trigger On the truth gun at my side Then it just got bigger It started getting wide He tried

The Strength of Glass

13771377 views44 comments22 favs

They sit across from each other and she smiles as if they were in a normal place.

Faith in the Rest

13771377 views22 comments00 favs

She had the smile of a pixie on mushrooms in a disco ball universe, and I dug her style.

An Apricot the Size of a Heart

13771377 views77 comments55 favs

I dreamt, said the Donkey, of an apricot. An apricot the size of a heart. …

Dramarama and Acid Wash Jeans

13771377 views00 comments22 favs

Looking down you wonder, when did I eat pineapple? and Am I really this awesome or am I a facsimile of something that really sucks, even if it's that 'it's so bad it's good' kind of thing? Nope, it's just bad.

One Story Above the Boy in an Old Car

13771377 views77 comments44 favs

Near dusk today a car backfired on the street beneath my office window

Hoping For Bones

13771377 views33 comments22 favs

In the backyard with Joey, I make the mistake of answering him honestly when he asks what the gray brick in the dirt is for. “My parakeet is buried there,” I say. And he asks, “can we dig it up?”Joey's grandma lives down the street; he comes over…

My Cyber Companion

13771377 views00 comments00 favs

Jannsun started working for Matrix back when he gave up on writing the next great American Novel, which was about five years ago, right after the war. He was old for a Web Zone designer but who knew? Who cared? His work was all done via satellite and as l

Cairn

13771377 views1212 comments99 favs

Your cairns/ are litter in the streets

In Which Mad Dog Kicks French Women's Bony Butts

13771377 views11 comment00 favs

If Mad Dog were interrogated by female U.S. forces in a combat-riven no-woman’s-land to see if he was really an American, he couldn’t name the most recent WNBA champion.

My Life on Discord

13771377 views99 comments77 favs

I’m on Discord but I don’t know how to do anything.

Grandma Rose Watched the Fights

13771377 views22 comments11 fav

I think she later thought about that. Just as she loved her son, I loved my mother. Just as my dad loved her, so the same kind of protective honoring love existed. Right or wrong, it was there, the elephant in the room.

2

13771377 views55 comments55 favs

Then I am in Washington DC impersonating an accountant.

Getaway

13761376 views33 comments00 favs

She’d picked him up at a party freshman year, calling him Danny. Until then he had always been Daniel. He’d said nothing and his name was changed.

A Martyr

13761376 views1111 comments33 favs

I've written of this and I've written of that, Have scriven as you have it either that or this: But if you strive against the wind when you decide to piss, They say, you'll find up firing against your hat- Like some old Brother who was broiled when…

A Raisin in The Sun

13761376 views22 comments00 favs

I was about sixteen or seventeen when James Miller had a stroke and died. He was a friend of my father's and a preacher-guy. The last time our church had been that full was at the barbecue the weekend after the church was built. Somehow, the structure went…

Delusions Well-Hid from Myself

13761376 views33 comments33 favs

Today, I am almost entirely self-coincidental, though I still feel a lag lurking somewhere.

Ego with Toupée

13761376 views00 comments00 favs

[WE'LL LET *YOU* BE THE JUDGE!]

13 poets in Hell

13761376 views11 comment11 fav

1Paradise Lost is cast into the lake of fire. Satan tells John Milton to rewrite it in 140 characters or fewer.2Filippo Marinetti languishes in a dismal rural idyll. His hand, possessed, scrawls euphonic odes to the moon with a quill.3Henri Michaux floats through the…

Your Guide to a WASP Bar Mitzvah

13761376 views66 comments00 favs

“The first thing you must remember,” Polly tells the Levensons, “is that every penny you spend on your guests is that much less you can spend on your horses.”