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Unconscious Primate Pandemic Panic


by Dianne McKnight-Warren


I wrap my left foot around my right foot if there's nothing better to wrap it around and my right foot is always there, long-suffering. 

I wrap my left foot around other things if they're available: chair legs, table legs, the center pedestal of any piece of furniture.

I wrap my left foot around castors and make a good effort to move the wheels with my toes. 

I wrap my left foot around anything off the floor an inch and close enough for my foot to reach. I slide down in my seat if necessary and my toes go under for a little tickle. 

I wrap my left foot around so much it sickles at rest. 

My left foot came alive a few nights ago while I was sleeping, woke me up. I saw the sheet moving, felt the muscles squirm without my help, trying to get a grip.



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