1212 11 10
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Paris is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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13021412
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She was sick and tired of marriage. She didn't want to be a mother, but now she was.
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12261614
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“Easter’s coming,” my wife says. “Should I dress as a bunny or a chicken?” she asks. She means for the costume party.
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12141311
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I stomped up the steps clearing my shoes of snow. I was wearing my Rooskie fur hat with the ear flaps, and I kept it on when I went inside.
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13401516
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He didn't hide it. He told her he was a mortician when he called. He had responded to her ad in the Lonely Hearts section of the newspaper.
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13001614
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One day we turn a corner, and two fat little doggies spot us and come running up. Oh, they are so glad to see us!
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122788
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I roll over on the gurney or bed or whatever they call it and pull down my pants and underpants. The nurse gives me a shot in each cheek.
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5878
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All the dog owners stood with their dogs at the starting line.
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15392216
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Maybe she would get married and have a baby, she said. Not with me, I said
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14531615
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When I died, she said, she was going to have me cremated and put my ashes in the cats’ litter box.
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5553
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“Easter’s coming,” my wife says. “Should I dress as a bunny or a chicken?” she asks.
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13061614
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Dinner conversation reminds me of the chatter of birds. Happy talk. Nothing real.
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1280119
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They both have an annoying habit. She talks to him while she's in another room, and he doesn't answer because he can't hear what she's saying.
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13641311
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As I go by I see five, six high school kids standing on the corner waiting for the bus. They are huddled together like a bunch of ducks....
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12131412
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You call your wife. “Do you see what I see?” you ask.
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