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When Uncle Dan got sent to the Alzheimer's ward, the ladies licked their lips. Fresh meat.
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5344
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My cousin Amy is anything you want her to be.
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3233
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My friend says there’s some kind of a bug that bites its mate’s head off after they have sex.
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983139
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I was convinced that enemy bombers were on the way.
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1109118
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He liked to take pictures of her, and she liked to pose. It made her horny, she said.
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The shop is swarming with little women.
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An elderly lady with a feather in her hat wants to read her story. She prefaces her rant with the statement that she can't write unless she's angry.
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1245129
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I love to watch Kim work. She styles and cuts hair. When she is working on a customer, she is all business. The look on her face is priceless.
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103965
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"People are stupid. They've always been stupid. But these days...." His voice trailed off. "Dumb and dumber, huh?" the Boss asked. Peter nodded.
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11301212
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I picked out a book to read on the airplane. The title was The Function of the Orgasm by Wilhelm Reich.
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10831010
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I take her to the zoo, and the tigers get out. The little tigers, I mean. Cubs. Two of them.
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The musician’s wife had a roving eye. He didn't care. He liked being married to a wild and crazy woman.
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The dancer was a little chubby, but I didn't mind. It gave her more to shake.
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When I was a little boy, I had a thing about women’s behinds.
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When Uncle Bob got sent to the Alzheimer's ward, the ladies licked their lips.
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