Stories tagged human-comedy

Oddities

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Sometimes he would get up at night, go outside, and stand in the middle of their back yard.

The World According to Bob

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The artist chuckles as he tells me about the skinny man stepping into his boxer shorts. The whimsical figure, crafted in clay, then cast in bronze, is a masterpiece. It makes me laugh, I say, and Mr. H. is pleased.

The Secret

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Of course then I did it all over again. Got married, that is. Fortunately, this one worked out.

Funeral

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After the funeral there was a luncheon in the church basement.

Love Stories

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I've got an appointment to see my shrink next Wednesday. She's pretty sharp. Not bad looking, either.

Helene

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My little friend is no bigger than a minute. An even five feet tall, if that.

Txt msging

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Forty years later he was still her Romeo, she his Juliet.

Tootsie Roll

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I can’t decide whether I want to be buried or cremated when I die.