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leave a trail of potential weapons dropped from your shaking hands. you must always make it easy for him to follow.
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I wear my gun so it shows,
so everyone knows.
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Renee said, "I have actually slept with a number of Captains of Industry and would rate them, overall, deficient in skills."
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Then I would say to my new friends, “My God, look at all the weight you’ve lost.” Even when they hadn’t lost any. Even when they were fatter than before.
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think of some
time you really
had fun; rubber tire
pendulum, hung
above
the swimming
hole
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The scarecrow is you and the tin man is everyone who ever told you not to try any harder. There is no lion because we shot and ate him for breakfast two weeks ago with a side of watermelon and some orange juice. The only thing that you can count on is tha
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eat the marshmallows, fuck the cereal
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"Life's Little Instruction Book." There are some words of wisdom here that I plan to ignore.
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an EZ How to Guide in 50 simple steps
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What doesn't kill you gives you great material.
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The daily slog on public transit is a battlefield. Tensions are often higher than a presidential debate, but throw a wrench into the gears (or a tree branch onto the tracks) with any “severe delay,” and add in one or more of the below faux pas, and we’re
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