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“Because the day I fucked you I caught an infection and now I have it for life.”
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Trapped inside a seashell, almost pickled and eaten for dinner—could my life become any more bizarre?
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“Best bet for that is the balloon shop by the swamp.”
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The clip-clopping of footsteps now echoes from the opposite end of the alleyway, and as you turn to face the figure who appears behind you, the figure wearing a fierce Noh-drama mask, you determine that this time you will enlist its aid in decoding this r
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Sunday, Nolan and I drop by the ice rink on 10th and Alma to watch the amateur hockey leagues battle it out in an unspoken yet assumed class war: the buff, unemployed rink bums who can grind ice, cross-check, and stick handle like the pros, versus the dou
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