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Jesus has monkey toes and breasts.
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On an overcast and humid day in August, Jesus—with Dad’s permission, of course—decided to make his grand return.
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Xmas is upon us!
Sales are in the stores
Candles in the windows
Wreaths upon the doors.
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I saw this great video, but thought the argument had holes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAhDGYlpqY
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On a visit, Jesus sees bracelets with WWJD. What does that mean? he asks. What Would Jesus Do? they respond. I wouldn’t wear that, he says.
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Jesus will walk on the water.
Judas will walk on a technicality.
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Abigail dragged the monkey Nathanial, her favorite plush toy, in the red dust as her parents moved crummy looking cardboard boxes from the house into the back of the custard colored Winnebago. This wasn't the first time she had ever seen a Winnebago; her friend…
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jesus is my boyfriend but dont tell anyone.
god cant find out cause hes a total homophobe.
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Believe me, I would run if I could, but there seems to be a low haze of molasses clinging to my ankles.
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Contemporary persecution of Christians takes on milder forms of torture like having to explain away something Pat Robertson said, or constantly having to hear about Fred Phelps picketing funerals because he happens to hate homosexuals.
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Jesus came out of his bedroom with a limp, "I need some down time. I need some me time, some Jesus time."
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The whole scene smells like paranoia.
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my exposed
flu-ridden head
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Adam hitched his dinosaur to a covered wagon. He drove the Virgin Mary to the Faire. Shiva rode behind them in a silver limousine combing out his long and flowing hair.
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I felt/
no need to show what I had made/
to anybody else.
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