920 2 1
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Edmund read ultra-fast:
“.Ass - ;fuc gav fas no I will fu fuc fu her he wen fa, ha! Ha!
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65117
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Unfortunately, there is nothing to be done about the coupling of tombstones. First of all, their copulations are deafening — how they grunt and sigh! — and secondly, the sparks spewing from the friction — blue, green, yellow, and purple - ignite fires
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89410
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The view from the tenth floor of Ramses Hilton hotel was depressing. A restless crowd undulated between the wrecks of tanks and armored cars.
JOURNALIST: Hey! I’m dying here, and you admire the views?
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123900
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The corpse lay silently in his open casket. Dressed in the finest silken suit. Italian. Rubber skin pulled over his bones. Arms folded in eternal prayer.
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106411
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We brought flowers for our dead lovers
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131100
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Staring at her horribly disfigured face, I envied her.
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7161
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All that was missing from this festival of the brain dead was Barney the goddamn dinosaur.
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119053
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"Bortne! Bortne! Shushort!" she exclaims, shooting her hands over her wobbly head in pleasure, causing it to again pop off. This time, it's a three story drop from a balcony.
Terrified, he yells "Sneeeeew nuuuu! Oh nee padoooo!"
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105001
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Imagine instead the skater's lean feat, the toes which, honestly, may represent 25% of the entire length. The superb way she slips them into the boots. They smell like truffles.
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1232513
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I would get drunk and ask you to drive me to Wal-Mart. I would ask you to buy me the newest US Weekly and the purple package of maxi pads because those are the biggest ones.
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14786
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114243
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Out where they grow the miles
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231143
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He nuzzled the breasts with his face for a moment, his leathery skin and tangles of hair tickling her in the process.
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213000
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In which Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals, genuine-imposters & the very real theft of something incredibly important. Twice.
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1156800
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Two giant greasy hands were working those breasts hard, squeezing and tugging and pulling. She didn't holler.
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