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Interviewer: So, you walk on water, right? How is that possible?
Jesus Lizard: Well, I only run on water, and upright on my hind legs. Haha, if I tried just walking on water I’d sink quicker than St. Peter!
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Your brain was connected to your feet ...
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Rumors stranger than usual were circulating in Moskva. Naturally, they could not be confirmed, but they were making the rounds so thickly that they began spilling out of the capital.
“Putin has become a superman!”
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I had a dream about being in a vintage alley that had bowling balls with adjustable relations to gravity
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At the time, Leanne was meant to be going with Daryll Keyser. She played bells in Mr. Davis’ marching band, and Daryll played tuba. On the bus home from Tulip Festivals, still in their uniforms, they’d do things to each other in 10-minute turns...
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Gulls glide
Grey waves crash
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The first thing you must do is get rid of that stupid Closed Road sign. Are you trying to be funny? When your kindness dies, everything in the vicinity dies with it. I know you want to get to the free wonderful toy inside without having to eat…
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