The next thing I knew, the waiter was pouring wine into all our glasses. “How did you know we needed more wine?” I asked. His face grew red as he smiled, “Many years of co-dependency, honey.”

I want a perfect American life in shambles.

I don’t think she enjoyed the actual sex act, but the use of it, ah, yes! The power, to confuse, to usurp, to enfold the wings of the bewildered. Yes! Yes! She must have really enjoyed that.

The 8th dwarf was named Sleazy, but he got cut from the roster after making a tasteless joke, about dwarves, no less. But he could sure play piano with those giant lobster hands of his. He could hang on the edge of his seat with t

Do you remember me telling you once, “My tits exist for the sole purpose of being sucked by you?” I bet you don't. But I remember what they said about me. “If she snores all night, that's one thing. If she fucks the lights out of the sky, that's another.”

Rodrigue blues and Hunter reds will pleasure our eyes...

She was told she needed to get her karma under control. Take the local train to Prosperity, Connecticut. Get off and buy a rum and cola, a taco for the relief of tedium from the artist formerly known