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Petty minds think arithmetic thoughts/
in units of dollars and cents//
and strive to quantify the world
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I thought I saw two crows having sex,
but I didn’t. They were just eating
a fat young little squirrel.
I thought I saw two crows having sex,
but I didn’t. They were just
reading the Sunday paper.
I thought I saw two crows having sex,
but
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The blooms are practical/
and cannot see themselves
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The release of having an orgasm would make Sharon fart,
pretty loud too. But that way I always knew
when she had finished, that, and she would collapse,
because the way she was built, she had to be on top
in the sitting position in a car seat, or o
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We exist to facilitate/
successful conclusions of hopeless lives.
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Posit butterflies/
as evidence of heavenly design.
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It began with the dinosaurs.
That is one thing you should
be aware of.
It doesn’t just happen out of the blue.
Female dinosaurs developed this method
of scaring off any competition
for their bag-ass mates.
And it worked so well that it
dev
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The nearsighted world/
puts on its lenses
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Head down,
licking the ground
like a human mop.
Flying in Molasses
after a deadly night of drinking –
what? Apple cider?
Would you believe?
Me neither.
I’m like a beaver,
chewing my way through
your mound of hair,
and I don’t c
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He passes by you with flying colors
and disappears into the one-point perspective,
never to reappear again.
And I’ll tell you the truth,
there’s no use crying over spilt youth
now that it’s gone.
There were 50 Shades on the windows,
and yo
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I heard the patron yelling,
“Hey, man! That’s my cappuccino!”
when the young female snatched it and got away.
But the police cornered her a few blocks away,
licking the last bits of foam off her wiley whiskers.
That’s how they knew they had
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They rise up, a sullen, sorrowful/
army of reproach, staring,//
stone-faced but eyed with fire.
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There’s always a new wave of teeny-boppers
coming over the horizon
to steal their slice of the pie
Playing in upstart bands with names like
I V Finger, Suzy’s Ships, Vanilla Rum Bottle
and 19 Minutes My Ass
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