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Allen would stroll the remains of the orchard, reminiscing with Tad, flirting with dementia.
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Here and there, paper boats smeared with ketchup drift against a tide of brochures: PETA, Planned Parenthood, Greenpeace, while we rage: a joyful storm surge threatening the levy of bouncers.
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Barbie wore only her clear pink heels...
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My neighbors are building another snowdick. “You guys got this down,” I say. “The veining, and all- It’s very impressive. I hope you’re documenting, of course?”
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'You be Batman, I'll be the Batmobile - skid me round tight corners, drive me up the wall.'
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Her smile dazzled me from across the room.
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Oxygen catches in her throat, but anyway, she breathes.
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The other night at work, some kid was in for swallowing a snail's shell. He was nine and, according to the computer, did not have cognitive insufficiency. That last bit was probably put there to make us all not feel guilty about laughing at him.
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Physicists say that a tremendous amount of energy has to be generated in order to rip through space-time, to jump to another place, and at this time, we're incapable of doing it. I have to disagree. They've never met my brain. I fear it's going to kill me
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Lingering fragrance of skunk and spunk while coffee percolates.
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I'm driving to a job interview at Mount Vernon. Yes, that's right -- working in the gift shop.
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“Were you in the process of self-pleasure?”
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The perfect murder, and it’s not even murder.
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"Your loss," she cackled, stumbled to the bed in the corner, hummed a tuneless song, and began snoring, too.
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I’m sure they remember everything, the others who were there. That day will ride with them like a dark and unwanted passenger.
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