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He had short dark hair, a black shirt and an accent.
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It should be a simple law of the universe that anyone waiting for a freshly-minted Xanax prescription should not have to stand in line for two and a half hours in a pharmacy packed wall-to-wall with hurricane evacuees. People talk only of FEMA, homeowner's policies, flood…
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Her fingers scampered over the table, practicing the deft stitching of the basilar artery.
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What are you dying to ask your Doctor?
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He told me to count backwards from 10. I was out by 8. He was now in complete control of my life – what a helpless situation.
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Nurse Smithers straightened Dr. Baumgartner’s feathered head dress. it had slipped down below the caduceus so carefully painted on his forehead by the medical ritual staff.
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When you finally got blood from the hard stick
You spotted the backflash of red
And said Thank God. The woman’s legs and arms
Were everywhere, and you were in the middle
Holding her down with one hand while wielding
A butterfly in the other. You stuc
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"Both my parents were hypnotists. As were two of my grandparents."
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"This head of lettuce," I asked feebly, "Will it stay fresh or will it turn brown in a few days? Because I'm not sure how far I trust you gentlemen at this precise instant."
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"Who ever heard of a Jewish cop?" they would say to him at every opportunity. "Irish. The Irish are cops. And the Aryans. Look at you. You look like a Nazi."
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Some of his most seminal papers have been published in the Annals of Misery and the Chronicles of Chronicity.
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I reminded myself to be glad he was a man who likes vaginas, as they aren’t something I’d ever want to look at. His gloved hand entered into my flesh, only he didn’t make small talk like the former gynecologist I broke up with. I began daydreaming as he p
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"I remember thinking, 'Good.'
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