At the time, Leanne was meant to be going with Daryll Keyser. She played bells in Mr. Davis’ marching band, and Daryll played tuba. On the bus home from Tulip Festivals, still in their uniforms, they’d do things to each other in 10-minute turns...

The first thing you must do is get rid of that stupid Closed Road sign. Are you trying to be funny? When your kindness dies, everything in the vicinity dies with it. I know you want to get to the free wonderful toy inside without having to eat…