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That put a real crimp in our already crimped sex life. Actually I didn’t mind as much as Allison minded. It made her real grumpy when she didn’t get laid. I could never understand how she could bear so much pain, because she was so small that it was l
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‘Last week,’ I said, ‘on the radio, there was a competition. The DJ played a sound-bite of a car going over a cattle grid, and people had to phone in to guess which cattle grid it was. I didn’t phone in, but I knew the answer.’
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“We must never forget that we are children, and as children we dream, and when we dream, we dream of candy."
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“We must never forget that we are children, and as children we dream, and when we dream, we dream of candy."
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Lupe says stealing is bad whether it's from a Baptist or a Catholic.
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