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Dear John,Hey jagoff, just writing a note to say farewell and as I pick up the pieces of my now shattered existence because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants, and impregnated another woman, I wish you luck in raising your spawn. Please don't reproduce anymore. We on…
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They dip their heads and only then, am I caught from my sleep. The noise is stifling and familiar; a casual acquaintance on a dark night.
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I imagine Gene Simmons licking a twelve year old girl that looks like Erin dressed in a dog collar and leash.
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It all started when he bought my leopard nightie.
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I have hired a relationship consultant. He helps me through conversations with my wife.
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KITTY ELEISON Your eyes encrypt the day into Monongahela monsters. A river of eels and snakes to drain the lizardbrain. When the whiskers fancy your tail twitches orgasm tale. 1,001 knights joust for the honor of our aleph. My lady around…
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