"I can already see that we're going to have a lot of (expletive) on our hands"

It was a taste of cold baked beans sliding down the throat

One of the founders of the site has a German shepherd dog named "Fritz Lang".

In the interim I had developed a particular fondness for Susan. I thought of her on a daily basis and sought to ingratiate myself of her company at every opportunity. Susan reciprocated by calling my name whenever she saw me lounging on the wall.

You watch with frigid eyes, as their soggy woolens squelch dark mud, even smiling a little as they make croaking frog-lure noises. You know eventually a toad or two would land in the Frogger. You like the word Frogger.