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A famous author and an inspired writer meet at a coffee shop, both looking for inspiration. The patrons there don’t know if this meeting is by accident or design, but they are in awe of Fame.
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All that was missing from this festival of the brain dead was Barney the goddamn dinosaur.
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"Bortne! Bortne! Shushort!" she exclaims, shooting her hands over her wobbly head in pleasure, causing it to again pop off. This time, it's a three story drop from a balcony.
Terrified, he yells "Sneeeeew nuuuu! Oh nee padoooo!"
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“One cup is fine, two, but 30 cups a day? That’s three pots. That’s pathological,” they say to each other.
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So I shot him. Right in the bollocks, though I doubt he felt it. I’m always open to being wrong, though.
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On Day 1122 at 4:14 AM the door which has remained since installation firmly glued to the masonry behind opens and a man emerges blinking shielding his eyes against fine stinging snow.
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Bo ruled the city by suggesting new scent formulas in a booming croak of a voice that shook the earth for acres around, yet as a result everybody on the block smelled like fairy breath. Or, on his BAD BREATH DAYS all of the people reeked of rotted sushi f
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His note said: “I’m sick of low attendance.”
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I wasn’t happy. I was a nurse, not a pill pusher.
What was the big idea?
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Do you see the hot coals of doing? The way time sizzles or wilts…eat those coals.
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Behind them all, in the background, a tray of vodka tonics waits on a glass table, the limes losing color as they drown.
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On an overcast and humid day in August, Jesus—with Dad’s permission, of course—decided to make his grand return.
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Belief is a hammer, like saying the mind is a piece of iron.
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Bridges. Best reason I can think of to invest in contact lenses, and resign myself to sticking clear discs to my eyeballs every morning.
Part of me knew this day would come.
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He slurps his Big Gulp. Scratches his ballooning belly.
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