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The gaudy belt buckle I got you, which would have been well-received except that you hate gaudy belt buckles.The custom t-shirt I made for you using iron-on felt letters that generously enhanced the shape of your breasts in a way unfit for public display.The wedding…
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Dogs will hump anything. Cats do not hump.
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Rye goods
* Cracker brot: best practices
* Recipes: never embellish!
* Boughten: what to avoid
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Mortality is nothing personal
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One of the founders of the site has a German shepherd dog named "Fritz Lang".
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I.) Advanced degree buyback program
II.) Become the Anthony Bourdain of found poetry III.) Single-handedly take down the world's most wanted dictator
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16 - Only a thin membrane exists between imprisonment and freedom/There is no such state as 'freedom'.
26 - If we are reincarnated without the same memory, that = death of the brain = death of the individual = absolute death.
30. Unitarian?
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You may choose to see the story behind this list or take the list literally - either way I hope you enjoy it. Happy New Year, all!
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"you have plastic in you"
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Upon further investigation two soldiers were found
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5. When I feel the need to pray because I am too filled with joy or too afraid I pick a tree within view and pray to it.
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6. to register for the draft
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