Stories tagged list

A List of Ways I Have Failed to Express My Love for You

745745 views44 comments44 favs

The gaudy belt buckle I got you, which would have been well-received except that you hate gaudy belt buckles.The custom t-shirt I made for you using iron-on felt letters that generously enhanced the shape of your breasts in a way unfit for public display.The wedding…

Why Dogs are Men and Cats are Women

684684 views77 comments22 favs

Dogs will hump anything. Cats do not hump.

Swiss Miss Index

703703 views44 comments11 fav

Rye goods * Cracker brot: best practices * Recipes: never embellish! * Boughten: what to avoid

I Cant Ghazal

8080 views1313 comments77 favs

Mortality is nothing personal

THE TRUTH ABOUT FICTIONAUT'S RANKING PROCESS

317317 views4444 comments1313 favs

One of the founders of the site has a German shepherd dog named "Fritz Lang".

Facets of Hope for Adjunct Faculty

558558 views00 comments11 fav

I.) Advanced degree buyback program II.) Become the Anthony Bourdain of found poetry III.) Single-handedly take down the world's most wanted dictator

Life Stats

354354 views22 comments22 favs

Abysmal Insights, By Age

127127 views22 comments22 favs

16 - Only a thin membrane exists between imprisonment and freedom/There is no such state as 'freedom'. 26 - If we are reincarnated without the same memory, that = death of the brain = death of the individual = absolute death. 30. Unitarian?

Saturday Morning, Minus One

378378 views55 comments33 favs

25 Resolutions for the Radical Humanist Writer

100100 views88 comments66 favs

You may choose to see the story behind this list or take the list literally - either way I hope you enjoy it. Happy New Year, all!

On Making Noodles

338338 views1111 comments66 favs

gravelortian part 2

365365 views22 comments11 fav

"you have plastic in you"

gravelortian part 13

434434 views22 comments22 favs

Upon further investigation two soldiers were found

5 True Things

8484 views1111 comments1010 favs

5. When I feel the need to pray because I am too filled with joy or too afraid I pick a tree within view and pray to it.

Reasons to Live (RtL) = right to left

642642 views99 comments88 favs

6. to register for the draft