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two small poems connected by the mud
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eat the marshmallows, fuck the cereal
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I am now that woman. I am as feckless and brave as the horse-shoe crabs on Cayo Costa
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This part of her digital garden is not impressive, slightly sloppy, even haphazard. However, her avatar is an attractive woman with good make-up.
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For Immediate Release:Subject:INCREDIBLY POSITIVE AND HUMBLED REJECTION FORM LETTER (version 7)Attn: editors, here it is! Another rewrite on our standard form letter for use in response to submissions (rejections, dummies, not acceptances ... haha) as per the new review…
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I had never been to the city of K. before, having just flown in on business the other night, and so imagine my surprise at seeing my parents, waiting at a bus stop just a few blocks from my hotel.They looked older and frailer than the last time we had met. They huddled…
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we did it doggy style, so high. as a joke, she kept moaning, "João! Oh João!" we laughed wildly.
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A blast from the past... a Zenny Youngman original.
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for awhileyou be a cool fictional characterand you don't worryyou don't overstudygrocery store orangesfor their green spotsor flat spots or whateveryou walk, hands in your pocketswhistling the theme to Andy Griffithand you get real kindand pet every dogand pick every…
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Mo Dean woke up sober.
And tired.
Tired of life, of soiled pants, rash, vomit, and whiskey sweat. Tired of holes in his pockets and blisters on his feet, of hanging signs asking for dimes and getting only pennies. And most of all, tired of the police.
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Dad says grandma is a cunt and it's probably true
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I'd kill a gas attendant in Playa Del Mar.
You'd read stained romance novels in motel rooms, while I oiled the gun and laughed on the phone, to no one.
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It’s raining, she said. I said it was cold. We agreed that it was wet.
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Ever since they switched from paper scripts to the little rubber balls branded with code I have been inundated with sickness.
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