Stories tagged bugs


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That summer crawled with them, insects of every denomination: cicadas caught by the cat, wingless, came to rest in the roots of the garden we planted; sudden swarms of dragonflies...

Insect Haikus

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The grasshopper leaps And bounds through the green meadow Fleeing from it’s foe

To Whom It May Concern:

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Now, we can argue about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but there is no doubt that it takes eight spritzes of Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner, three spritzes of Lime-Away, and then a 30 second spray of Oust to incapacitat

Interstate Fugue W/ Blaupunkt & Febreze

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but isn't it real time? This joyride to Oregon?

Vinegaroon Nooner

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VINEGAROON NOONER Bored, surf the net. A Beach Boys alien assassination theory gets hijacked by Sit-on-my-Face-Book — Russian porn holed up in Sub-Carpathian Ruthenia. Slip inside the Black Sea of…


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Black bugs are falling, fluttering down like big, black snow flakes. Two bugs, almost always, sometimes only one.