2783 3 3
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“Hey there!/
Here I am, a fucking moustache!/
I’m the biggest damn moustache/
you’ll ever see
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168500
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"I can't believe my 'best friend' and my 'girlfriend' would actually start dating if I authorized and coordinated repeated threesomes for us!" Robert Eww was saying, holding aloft a dagger and book, with an olive wreath around his head.
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157300
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I'm subconsciously a sucker for guys who are no good for my
self-esteem. Or waistline.
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31031811
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Let’s face it, there are simply too many things too know these days.
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1476126
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because you pay/
for it to matter to me.
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1740108
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To dance along the wrack line...
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