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Holding Hands in Public

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Take my hand. Take my hand and we will sail through the atmosphere leaving trails of rainbow speckled life written in musical notes behind us. We can go anywhere you want, whenever you wish. The moon in 1974. I hear the earth looks gorgeous during the seventies.…

The Mix Tape

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I made her a mix tape. It was revolutionary. Twenty-two songs she had to hear at least once in her life. I even drew some trippy drug-like designs on the label of the CD to make it seem more real. It was the ocean and the sun and every body of land balled up…

Sons of Nothing

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"Poor Johnny, poor Johnny." He clucked his tongue.

Spill

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—pushing a bolus at the base of my testicles like a toaster lever, ‘till that prodigious penis it pops right up,

Bile: The 'Sexiest' Fluid You Can Share with Other People

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[SABATOGE!]

Why Mitch McConnell Can't Get It Up: A Tragedy in One Act

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["SEXUAL CONGRESS" VS. THE "STRICT OBSTRUCTIONIST" ... WHO WILL WIN OUT?]

My Name is Friedrich Nietzsche, and I Just Love this Damn Crazy Donkey!

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[IF JANE JACOBS AIN'T "PHILOSOPHY" ... NOTHING IS!]

Dysphoria

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Just parts of a face mostly overlooked...

Just a Suggestion.

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[testing ... one, two, three ... testing ... is this thing on? ... ok, here goes:]

Skype's Not for Losers. Really.

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Don't Trip On My Exit Switch

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It’s nice, but, it’s weird not being in love, or maybe in love, sometimes in love. (Or, not in love. Frankly, we might be not in love.) Or, both of us might be. Or, only one of us might be. (Good lord, I hope it’s never me.)

Miss Havisham's Fire

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. . . catching her breath somewhere between ecstasy and surprise. . .

You

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"Lately I've been thinking a baby's the only way I might be able to hang on to you."

Heart 1.1

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you wear the warmth of death/ and your heat eternity/ blasts on mourn from your heart