Stories tagged unrepayable-debts

Case History #1 from The Karmic Adjustment Bureau files:

by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III, Apr 03, 2011
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Mikey's dog will be on hand to perform "Stupid Pet Tricks" to lighten the mood of the rather somber affair (albeit in a manner consistent with the late Viko's intelligence quotient).

Dick Cheney: Human Latrine

by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III, Jan 26, 2012
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"Well, I'm not gay or nothin'," offered P.F.C. Brandon Showalter, from Montgomery, Alabama, "but he's really got that 'catheter mouth' thing down pat, and, if it comes to that, I'll just be like, 'Well, okay, I guess I'll just piss in HERE!'"