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“Yeah, she's a real slut,” many contestants' mothers say.
“If he could only keep it in his pants, he'd probably be able to stay in the country,” others say about their sons
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Suzy and Emily from college are waiting, goddamn it. What kind of idiot are you?
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I could smell the burgers and fries at Whataburger. My stomach growled but I was living on celery, tuna and water because Aaron had made a comment about my beer belly a couple of weeks ago. He put his fingers in my hair. He loved my long hair. I felt like
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on this scenic route you will likely encounter a handful of bicycle spoke lobster traps.
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I turned to ask, “What is going on? Don't you remember me? “ But she was gone
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